Ten Terrible Whats?

Dear Nobody,

I've finally got round to setting up the Ten Terrible Things blog, which is something I've been meaning to do for about 18 months now.  Just so we're clear from the start on my motivations, this is mainly because there is a great deal of dusting which needs done.

In case you're some sort of total moron (which is fine, by the way) here's a rundown of the meanings of the words in the blog title:

• ten - a number between 9 and 11
• terrible - ghastly, abhorrent, shocking
• things - objects, concepts or genitals

Ten Terrible Things, however, is a not a blog about a specific number of shocking genitals (not yet, anyway).  It's about the nuances of terribleness which can be found in everyday life.  Generally, about cultural products or situations (nice and narrow, then).  The blog flows naturally from the reservoir of bile that bubbles just beneath my mild-mannered, conflict-averse surface.
Oh, and I reserve the right to interpret 'ten', 'terrible' and 'things' in any way I see fit.  Let the blog begin.  By which I mean, let's avoid the dusting some more.